January 2010
20 posts
Snail
Just now i was sweeping my front yard, rajin la pulok na jadi menantu pilihan. Just near a pot of bonsai i saw a snail, a very small and cute little snail and i say hello to that snail. Then i continue on my work, sweeping back and forth and suddenly, i hear a strange crack sound. So i look under my foot. And i saw that snail penyek! Huwawa, i just killed a snail, im a murderer! Im so sorry mr...
Oral!
Ni masa kelas BI , next week kitorang ada oral. Kena buat dalam group of three. Tapi makna ‘oral’ telah disalah ertikan. Diorang tanye aku ‘kau nak oral dengan siapa’ aku cakap ‘tak twu lg a’ lepas tu diorang cakap lagi ‘ko pegi la buat oral dengan blablabla’ lepas tu aku cakap ‘ohhh’ lepas tu diorang cakap ‘eeee aqmal nak buat oral...
Jalan Tar
Bajet dekat jalan tar, tapi aku nak cerita pasal neighbourhood area rumah aku. Area rumah aku dah tar jalan baru, hehe! Hitam pekat melekit!
Haha
Semalam kereta ayah saya hantar workshop, dan ayah saya bawak balik kereta mekanik tu, ala sister barter la kan. Tapi kereta mekanik tu buruk gila macam nak roboh punya, haha. Mak saya cakap mesti jiran jiran kami pelik tengok kereta baru kitorang. Haha. Kucing saya pun mesti pelik, ” ai, katanya camry, tapi ni saga buruk pulak. dah jatuh miskin ke? ” haha
Second Semester!
Heyy! My college life in the big city had just started! My second semester class takes off with thrill on monday with more to come.
“The Seven Deadly Sin is associating anything with Allah; magic; killing one whom...”
– http://www.themodernreligion.com/misc/hh/major_sins.htm
Belian
Semalam i beli selipar baru, jangan jealous. Ahaha
Lepas tu i beli tie baru, second semester dah nak dekat
Lepas tu i beli perabot perabot nak isi dalam kotak pensil i
i beli pemadam, pen, pensil dan lain lain.
WTH
jenab : where's my ipod?
ali : on the table there
jenab : could you pass it on me?
ali : gimme a sec
jenab : excuse me?
ali : give me a SEC!
jenab : WHAT?
ali : GIVE ME A SEC! don't you hear it?
jenab : GIVE YOU A SEX ?
ali : not SEX but SEC!
jenab : ohh HAHA !
MYSPACE! →
sometimes i’ll be here. but the place is so bad, only the toughest among the tough will survive. You’re gonna have to crawl and stay up all midnight long, you’re gonna have to watch your back and remain silent at all time. You have to be quick and eat weed! ahaha
I Am So 19!
Gosh, i’ve forgot about this thing. It’s new year right. So this year, starting from yesterday, i’ve turning to 19 ! ahahahh. Me so likey! Im not 18anymore, which 18 is like baru menetas dari telur, but IM NINETEEN! ahaha, dah nak kawen. ahahaa. 19 la gila!
“Sesungguhnya aqmal ini masih baru. Bagai kain putih yang suci tak tercemar...”
First In The World
Woah, seksi gila siyot
Aqmal dengan gagah berani membuka akaun
dalam TUMBLR, haha tak sure nak sebut TUMBLR mcm mana
goyang goyang
kasi picik tengok!
HAHAHAH